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  The following is an excerpt from the 
  screenplay "Pathos Bill" by Mark W. 
  Gray.  Any unauthorized duplication 
  or distribution is strictly 
  prohibited.
  
  ©1998 Mark W. Gray
  WGA Registered 
  #686823
       
       
    


       
       INT GREYHOUND BUS - LATER

       Many of the passengers are asleep.  We find Bill and Duke now 
       chatting like old pals.

                           DUKE
                 No that was Rae-Anne.  Charlene was K-
                 Dog's ol' lady but we all had our turn on 
                 her.  No, the one that really did it to 
                 me was Linda.

                           BILL
                 No shit?  I used to have a Linda.

                           DUKE
                 Oh yeah?  Was she a blonde with big tits 
                 and a tattoo of Yosemite Sam on her ass?

                           BILL
                 No, I don't think it's the same girl.

                           DUKE
                 Yeah.  I guess that wouldn't make much 
                 sense.

                           BILL
                 My Linda was a brunette.  I guess she 
                 still is; I was totally in love with her.  
                 I thought she was in love with me too, 
                 but...  I don't know...

                           DUKE
                 What, she fuck your best friend or 
                 somethin'?  I seen that happen more than 
                 once.

       Duke offers the bottle.  Bill drinks.

                           BILL
                 No, no, nothing like that.  She went to 
                 Club Med with her gal pal and something 
                 happened... She never came back.  They 
                 decided to stay on at the resort as "au 
                 pairs", you know, where you work in 
                 exchange for the room and everything.  It 
                 was like suddenly our relationship never 
                 existed. 

                           DUKE
                 Women, I'll tell ya... Just when you 
                 think you got 'em figured out...

                           BILL
                 I was really hung up on her...  

                           DUKE
                 She a pretty good lay?

                           BILL
                 Yeah.  
                     (tension breaking laugh)
                 Yeah, as a matter of fact, she was.   

                           DUKE
                 Power of the pussy - nothin' new.  You 
                 ever read "The Iliad"?

                           BILL
                 Some of it, in college.  I know pretty 
                 much what happens in it.

                           DUKE
                 Helen of Troy, the pussy that launched a 
                 thousand ships.  Ain't nothin' changed.

                           BILL
                 Wow, I think we must have had a different 
                 translation.  You know, I had a dream 
                 about her the other day.  She was, like, 
                 incredibly beautiful...  Actually, she's 
                 why I'm going to Las Vegas.  She wrote me 
                 she lives there now.  I kinda want to see 
                 her again, sort everything out.

                           DUKE
                 Well, good luck with that.

                           BILL
                 So, what happened to your Linda?

                           DUKE
                 Oh, it's a classic story.  We were 
                 shacked up in a little place in 
                 Bakersfield; had the whole domestic scene 
                 going.  She was a checker at the 
                 Mervin's, made pretty good dough.  We'd 
                 ride on the weekends and just get messed 
                 up at home during the week.  She could 
                 make the best God damn chicken fried 
                 steak... Anyway, we got into heroin and 
                 all that.  It was fun, but after a while 
                 I had to kick.  But Linda, she loved to 
                 shoot dope.  Eventually the shit killed 
                 her.

                           BILL
                 Oh my God.

                           DUKE
                 Yeah, what're you gonna do...
                     (takes bottle and toasts 
                      discreetly)
                 Here's to 'er.

       They both drink.  

                           BILL
                 Man, that's horrible.  How do you deal 
                 with something like that.

                           DUKE
                 I dunno.  You just deal with it.  Try and 
                 put it into perspective.  
                     (drinks)
                 You ever been to Sequoia?

                           BILL
                 No.  Is that in California?

                           DUKE
                 Yeah, you should check it out.  They got 
                 these Giant Sequoia trees out there, like 
                 4 thousand years old; just massive.  
                 Bigger around than this bus.  They used 
                 to cut 'em down to make cigar boxes or 
                 some shit.  The thing is they got these 
                 tiny little roots.  Three hundred feet 
                 tall with roots like two feet into the 
                 ground.  So even with Teddy Roosevelt 
                 puttin' National Parks around 'em, 
                 they're still liable to fuckin' fall over 
                 just like that.

                           BILL
                 No shit?

                           DUKE
                 No shit.  Anyway, I went up there after 
                 Linda OD-ed; and I'm walkin' around 
                 lookin' at the trees, thinkin' about her.  
                 All the trees got names; General Sherman, 
                 Old Ironsides, shit like that.  I find 
                 this one that's just called "The Fallen 
                 Tree" 'cause it fell over in like 1926 
                 before they got a chance to think up what 
                 Civil War mother-fucker to name it after.  
                 Anyway, this tree musta come down like a 
                 ton o' bricks 'cause the thing is just 
                 shattered on this huge granite boulder 
                 stickin' out of the hill.  
                 So I'm standin' there, and I'm thinkin': 
                 This fuckin' tree is three thousand years 
                 old!  It just stood on this spot through 
                 the pyramids, birth of Christ, wars, 
                 peace, George Washington, everything.  
                 Man, it was here before the fuckin' 
                 Indians.  Then suddenly, whoops, it just 
                 falls over.  This ancient tree, witness 
                 to almost all of human history, falls 
                 over and smashes into this fuckin' rock.  
                 And you know what?  The rock just laughs.

                           BILL
                 Talk about perspective.

                           DUKE
                 Yeah, that's why I don't get hung up on 
                 shit anymore.

       Duke takes a swig from the bottle and hands it to Bill.  He 
       drinks and they sit in silence for a moment.

                           BILL
                 Man, I gotta pee.  Excuse me a minute.

       Bill gets up and starts for the lavatory.

                           DUKE
                 Gotta take a piss, huh?  Take one for me!

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  ©1998 Mark W. Gray
  WGA Registered 
  #686823