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  The following is an excerpt from the 
  screenplay "Pathos Bill" by Mark W. 
  Gray.  Any unauthorized duplication 
  or distribution is strictly 
  prohibited.
  
  ©1998 Mark W. Gray
  WGA Registered 
  #686823
       
       
    


       
       INT CASINO - DAY

       Bill walks through the casino, looking for Linda.  He studies 
       each pirate waitress he sees in the crowd.  Suddenly a cheer 
       erupts from a nearby crap table.  Bill turns to look just as 
       the crowd seems to part, revealing LINDA, across the pit, in 
       full pirate queen regalia, circling a blackjack table 
       carrying a tray full of drinks.

                           LINDA
                 Cocktails? ...  Cocktails? ...  
                 Cocktails? ...

       Bill stares at her as she cheerfully takes drink orders.  As 
       she heads for the end of the row of tables, Bill moves to 
       intercept her.  He considers retreating, but instead takes a 
       deep breath and steels himself as she approaches.  She looks 
       up and sees him, stopping short.  She stares at him, 
       disbelieving.

                           LINDA (cont'd)
                 Bill?

                           BILL
                 Hi.

                           LINDA
                 God, for a second I thought you were a 
                 hallucination.

                           BILL
                 Nope.  It's me, in living color.

                           LINDA
                 Wow.

       She takes a shot of whiskey from her tray and belts it down.

                           LINDA (cont'd)
                 It's good to see you.

                           BILL
                 It's good to see you too.

       She continues on her way.  Bill follows along as she delivers 
       drinks.

                           LINDA
                 What are you doing here?  I thought you 
                 were gonna e-mail me. 

                           BILL
                 Look, is there somewhere we can go and 
                 talk?

                           LINDA
                 I'm right in the middle of my shift.  
                 I've got all these orders.
                     (delivering drinks to AD LIB 
                      Thank Yous)
                 Irish Coffee, Screwdriver, Diet Coke...

                           GAMBLER #1
                     (tipping)
                 Thank you, there.

                           LINDA
                 Thank you.  

       She hustles to the next table, Bill follows.

                           BILL
                 Linda, hang on...

                           LINDA (cont'd)
                 I'm sorry, Bill, I don't have time right 
                 now.  Cocktails?  Scotch & Soda, Here you 
                 go.

       She puts down a drink.

                           GAMBLER #2
                 Can I get a Heinekin, darlin'?

                           LINDA
                     (writing)
                 Heinekin.  Anyone else?

                           BILL
                 Linda. I just...

       She hustles on, Bill follows.

                           BILL (cont'd)
                 Linda, for God's sake, can you just stop 
                 and talk to me?!

                           LINDA
                 Can we please not do this now?
                     (to gamblers at the next table)
                 Orange Juice?

                           GAMBLER #3
                 I had the juice.

       Linda puts the juice down.

                           BILL
                 Linda, please...

                           GAMBLER #4
                 Can I get a margarita?

                           LINDA
                     (writing)
                 Margarita, sure.

                           BILL
                 Linda, I just...

                           GAMBLER #5
                 I'll have a Corpus Christi.

                           GAMBLER #4
                 Ooh, me too.  Corpus Christi.

                           LINDA
                     (writing)
                 No problem.

       Linda hurries on.  Bill stares dumbfounded for a moment, then  
       follows.

                           BILL
                 Wait!  Linda!  Jesus Christ, can you stop 
                 for two fucking seconds?!  I came all the 
                 way out here to see you!

       She finally stops and turns just as FRANCIS, a diligent Pit 
       Boss full of tough-guy bravado, steps up to intercede.

                           LINDA
                 Alright, you have my undivided attention.

                           FRANCIS
                 Linda, is this guy bothering you?

                           BILL
                 Look,
                     (reads name tag)
                 Francis, This doesn't have anything to do 
                 with you!

                           FRANCIS
                 Is that right?

                           BILL
                 If you'll excuse us, we're trying to have 
                 a conversation!

                           FRANCIS
                     (menacing)
                 Why don't you leave the lady alone, sir

                           BILL
                 Why don't you just fuck off, Francis!

                           LINDA
                 Bill...

                           FRANCIS
                     (into WALKIE-TALKIE)
                 Code 24-255.
                     (to Bill)
                 That's it.  Let's go, sir.

                           LINDA
                 Francis, it's alright...

       Francis grabs Bill by the arm.  

                           BILL
                 Hey!  Don't fucking touch me!  

       He swings his arm free.  Two uniformed SECURITY GUARDS rush 
       up.  

                           FRANCIS
                 Whatever you say, sir.

       Francis clocks Bill with a perfect one-two punch.  He drops 
       like a ton of bricks as the Security Guards arrive.

                           BILL
                     (Holding his face in pain)
                 Fucking shit!

                           FRANCIS
                 Please watch your language, sir.
                     (straightening his tie)
                 Put him on ice, boys.

       The Security Guards hustle the dazed Bill to his feet and 
       escort him away.

                           LINDA
                 Oh, Bill...

                           FRANCIS 
                 Don't worry.  He won't bother you 
                 anymore.

                           LINDA
                 You are such an asshole.

       She rushes off.

                           FRANCIS
                 What?

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  ©1998 Mark W. Gray
  WGA Registered 
  #686823